Archie has finally popped the question. Yes, to Roni.
Where does that leave Betty, now tagged in her own blog the saddest girl in the world? Not to Reg, puh-leeez! Already, he’s got his eyes on the poor blonde girl for a Friday night date. I say, No Betty! You have more common sense than go out with the most narcissistic, vainglorious boy in Riverdale. Not even on rebound.
Well, at least Betty can thank Archie that she doesn’t have to put up with Jughead (and Hotdog) as the Best Man on her own wedding. Leave the problem to the bride.
As for Archie… he just made the biggest mistake in his 60-year comic life. Mr. Lodge will see to it.
