Archie, the dumbest guy in the world

Archie has finally popped the question. Yes, to Roni.

Where does that leave Betty, now tagged in her own blog the saddest girl in the world? Not to Reg, puh-leeez! Already, he’s got his eyes on the poor blonde girl for a Friday night date. I say, No Betty! You have more common sense than go out with the most narcissistic, vainglorious boy in Riverdale. Not even on rebound.

Well, at least Betty can thank Archie that she doesn’t have to put up with Jughead (and Hotdog) as the Best Man on her own wedding. Leave the problem to the bride.

As for Archie… he just made the biggest mistake in his 60-year comic life. Mr. Lodge will see to it.

Archie, Betty, Veronica Lodge, Reg, Riverdale

Don’t You Just Wish You Were Shia’s Mom?

Shia and Mom

I do, if that’s what it takes to be named sexiest woman by the 22-year-old Transformers star touted to be most promising actor of his generation. On the other hand, doesn’t it sound kinda, ugh, gross?

He thinks so, too, by the way.

In a Playboy magazine June issue interview, Shia LaBeouf is quoted:

“Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother,” he says. “She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.”

Is he just being kind to his mother, or do we detect a borderline son-mother attraction here?

Read the full story at FOXNews.com.

fancy being a bridesmaid?

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Check this out, from best-of-craigslist:

Looking For Bridesmaids -w4w

Date: 2009-02-27, 8:53PM CST

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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mad/1053693787.html